i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Drake has all the answers
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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