In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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