I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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