I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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