i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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