I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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