I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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