So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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