Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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