Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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