David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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