The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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