i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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