Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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