Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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