I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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