My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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