Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
time to smoke my breakfast
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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