Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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