Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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