butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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