i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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