I wanna bring you to show and tell
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I have aggressive nipples.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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