you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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