No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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