If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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