Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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