Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
