I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
