sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
