Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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