There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
People in love make me want to vomit
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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