I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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