My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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