windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
