He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Boobs are out for the taking
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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