I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I wish they made helmets for livers.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think people are normalizing furries
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize