is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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