the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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