: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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