I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I could fuck to npr.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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