She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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