it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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