And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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