If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
