All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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