you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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