I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Alive.
So much puke
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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