i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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