bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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