i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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