Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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