I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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