so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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