Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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