its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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