ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
sex in a hospital.. check
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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