I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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